If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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