PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
