Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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