the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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