Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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