This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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