when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
