she was so not down for the gang bang
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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