I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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