i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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