I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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