I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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