Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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