I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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