you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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