Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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