Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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