I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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