Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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