It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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