My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
My life is pants optional.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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