Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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