There is no way he is gay with that hair.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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