ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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