i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I had to cum in my sink.
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