didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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