It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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