And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
