Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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