He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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