Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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