I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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