Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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