is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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