Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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