i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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