I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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