i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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