i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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