The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
you inspire me to be a worse person
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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