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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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