I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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