I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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