what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just found a bag of teeth...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Randomize
