I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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