My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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