the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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