yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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