I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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