is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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